Hey America, guess what the date is?
Pretty much everyone!
imagine if you had to wait until you were 21 to drink alcohol
not sure if someone from another country posted this or a very enthusiastic underage drinker
what the fuck is this. what the fuck does this mean. what the fuck
its a pun
say “try-sarahs-tops” out loud
UK grading system
Time to move to the UK
Dude I would kill for that grading scale
wait, so what is it in america then?
Anything below that is an F
is that real??
"your generation is too reliant on technology" my grandpa says. "no YOUR generation is too reliant on technology" i retort, pulling the plug on his life support to further prove my point.
"big boobs don’t count if you’re fat"
neither does a big dick if half of it is your personality
HOLDE MINE HAIR
ye olde partie times
Verily, thou art such a lightweight.
Things ye can’t: even.
Thou only liveth once
literally my dad
Anonymous asked: 1, 21-31
gesh, this is way more than i expected :)
1. selfie. this was before i got glasses, but i look like poop today, so no. lol, look there’s my name too :p
21. age and bday. 21 and Sept. 15
22.description of crush. ahaha, not really crushing on anyone right now. i also end up messing it up, so i quit that shit.
23. fear. not really afraid of much. except slipping and falling on my ass while walking to class. cuz that would be embarrassing! oo, also i don’t like snakes, gross.
24. height. i like to say i’m 5’7”
25. role model. gonna go with the classic sibling answer. two of my sisters are pretty smart and one was actually the first in the fam to graduate college. also, my bro cuz he ain’t afraid of anything, except failing every test he takes, which he never does.
26. idols. probs my parents. they adopted my bro and i and pretty much saved us from a terrible life. they’ve always tried to give us everything we’ve ever wanted, and pretty much succeeded.
27. things i hate. um, people not doing their jobs. just do your shit and then you can go play. also, group projects, just no. i really hate having to scrap ice off my car, it was so bad tonight.
28. i’ll love you if… you love me back ;) lol, but really though. if you’re nice and let me get to know you and you get to know me and show me you care i’d probs like you. i’ll probs love you it you can make some mean mac and cheese, too :p
29. favorite film. haha, i’m one of those people that will go to any movie and say that’s the best one i’ve seen all year. but honestly right now i’m totally digging frozen! it was amazing and i loved the non-generic plot :)
30. favorite tv show. castle, grey’s anatomy, one tree hill, modern family (although i’m still on season 1)
31. 3 random facts. i love cheese, i put it on pretty much anything. um, i’m really bad at thinking stuff up. and, i have a twin, but he’s pretty lame ;)
thanks for the ask, i did this instead of homework :)
When someone emotionally hurts you but you have to act like you don’t care.
last year a big group of girls in my class were all talking and this one girl was like “im bisexual” and all the girls like stared at her and then the girl goes “dont worry im only attracted to pretty girls” and i was like did she just burn every girl in here i think she did